10 things I hate about...everything.

Any of you that know me also know that I'm always saying, "I hate this." or "This is stupid." So it struck me today that I should write down those things that piss me off or that I think are just plain dumb. I will not include single incidences, like "When I lost a 20 dollar bill coming out of Econo Foods today." or "My words and actions for a majority of last night." Just things I don't like in general.

10) Reality TV- I shouldn't even have to explain this. You all know the reasons that reality TV sucks. Almost all of it is straight up painful to watch. The only possible exceptions are "Cops" and last season of "Last Comic Standing." In our lifetime, we've seen a woman marry "a millionare", we've seen 5 seasons of "Bachelor" (and they've failed to produce a lasting relationship yet) and people eating from a buffet of testicles. This used to be much higher on my list, but I've finally just given in to this crap. This is the kind of genre that can make Paris Hilton a superstar. Well, that and amateur porn.

9) Democrats and Hippies- You ever notice that the people that are the most politically active are the ones with less to do? It's not activism, it's lack of ambition. They say that the Republican party is for older people. I say it's for more enlightened people. And no, by enlightened I don't mean stoned, hippies.

8) The New York Yankees- True, there is no salary cap in baseball, but this ish is out of hand. They pay out nearly a quarter billion dollars a year in salary. For a quarter billion dollars, that team should win the World Series (of baseball and poker), the World Cup of soccer, and the freakin Super Bowl. God, I hope this team doesn't win the Series this year. Unfortunatly I don't think Boston has the horses right now, plus they just traded Noooommaaahhhh! I think that was a bad move, your just asking for karma to come back and bite you in the ass. Enough about sports. I also despise the Red Wings. Now I'm done. Sadly, this upcoming weekend was originally scheduled to be the weekend Grant and I went to Detroit Rock City for a Sox/Tigers set. = ( OK, now I'm really done.

7) Really drunk people- I'm definately talking about last night's edition of me. (Special thanks are in order for the select few that put up with me after 10:30pm last night. I have designated all recent Sundays to reflection on the Jackassery that occured the night before.) I'm talking about the girl on her 21st birthday who sings the beginning of "In Da Club" over and over. I'm talking about the guy who hits on everything with two legs or wants to fight because somebody gave him "the eye." I love to drink and have a good time. On special occasions like Daytona Day, the day someone breaks up with you, or last night (um, I thought it was Bastille Day?), I like to drink more than I should. When that happens, I hate me (so as not to be a hypocrite.) I despise the drunk person who can't put together a coherent sentence or keep balance for more than 30 seconds at a time, yet is still trying to dance.

6) People in front of me when the light turns green- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU HAVE A GREEN ARROW!!!! JUST GOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

I'll put up #'s 5-1 sometime this week.

Oh, yeah. Nooooommmaaaaahhhh!!!!

I'm finished.
Nate